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Step 1. You will need some cash. get enough money to live on for at least 6 months. Make this a secret store of cash money. Do not keep it in a bank.

Step 2. Get a fake identity. You will need a new SSN and maybe a new drivers license. If you can, get the name and ssn of someone about your age who has recently died.

Step 3. Disappear and actually fake your death. See the other pages for ideas. Drowning, getting lost hiking in the mountains. Getting blowed up are all ways to fake your death without having a body around.

Step 4. Start a new life. It’s best to get a job where you get paid under the table. Card dealer, bartender, day labor, begging, lawn service, wind shield repair. These are all little business you could start yourself.

Step 5. Change all your habits. If you drink bud, drink coors. Or better yet, wine. If you stay home a lot. Go out. If you go out a lot, start staying home. If you play an instrument, stop or never let anyone see you play and never admit to playing it. If you are fat, work out and get thin. If you are thin, get fat. You get the idea.

Happy hiding.

This is intended for entertainment only! Fakemydeath.com does not recommend that anyone actually fake their death. SO DO NOT DO IT? This is a comedy and entertainment site.