find a fresh plane crash. drop your wallet

in the wreckage.  they will find your wallet

and think you died in the crash.

get plastic surgery to look

like elvis.  no one will

notice you are gone because

they think they found elvis.

kill your secret identical twin

in public while you are

wearing a gorilla costume.

get a sex change then steal

someone's identity who is

the same sex as your new sex.

send yourself an atomic

mail bomb by registered

mail. secretly leave

town before it explodes.

wear glasses like clark kent.

no one will recognize you.

start a new life.

get a voodoo guy make you

appear dead.  get buried

and then have a friend dig

you up after the funeral.

kill friend so they

can't rat you out.

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