pick up lines
can you smell all the love coming down?
you... me... and a box of popcicles!?!
hey, wanna do a puzzle?
hi, i am the son of a bitch who is going to knock you up and leave.
ok, i am going to show you a trick i can do with a surgical glove and an egg.
send in your best lines. i will give you credit
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